Indian men are constantly the laughing stock in their own neighborhood region where Pakistani, Sri Lankan and Bangladeshi men make jokes about the Indian men for their little tool.
The Indian dick is so small it is commonly mistaken for the little native Indian pepper; Naga Bhut Jolokia.
Indian man: But I have the indian dick, it's very small!!!
Lady at DMV: -calls security- get this guy out of here.
Security: Move on pal. -drags Indian man off-
Indian man: BUT I HAVE THE INDIAN DICK!!!!!!