Incocknito

When you have to hide your boner, you're Incocknito.

I had to go Incocknito at the pool party yesterday.

by icwish May 27, 2009

Incocknito

When someone sticks there penis in you but you don't know who it is

Julia said that someone went incocknito on her

by IBLAZEBUGLES October 22, 2017

Incocknito

Secretly and/or quietly having sex or doing things that are sexual

"Dude that was gross I just heard my parents having sex they weren't very incocknito!"

"Hey we need to be incocknito so my wife doesn't find us!"

"Oh my gosh lets make each others babies, no one will know, I'll be incocknito!"

by Vagicianer February 6, 2014

Incocknito

Secretly and/or quietly having sex or doing things that are sexual

"Ewwww I can hear my parents having sex, they aren't very incocknito!"

"Oh my gosh I wanna make your babies, don't worry no one will know I'll be in cocknito"

by Vagicianer February 6, 2014

inCOCKnito

The art of having a sly wank unnoticed by the surrounding public, ideally practised on public transport, shopping malls or places of authority. Aimed at the gender/animal of your choice.

Mummy why has that person gone red in the face? Ignore him Beatrice, I think he's incocknito

by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

Incocknito Mode

Going on Google Chrome or any browser that has a "no history recorded" mode, (called incognito mode on Chrome), and watching sexually explicit videos, usually to stop people from knowing that you've been watching it.

"I was watching porn on the family computer, so I had to go incocknito mode."

by DonkeyPunchQWERTY April 22, 2015