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When you have to hide your boner, you're Incocknito.
I had to go Incocknito at the pool party yesterday.
by icwish May 27, 2009
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The art of having a sly wank unnoticed by the surrounding public, ideally practised on public transport, shopping malls or places of authority. Aimed at the gender/animal of your choice.
Mummy why has that person gone red in the face? Ignore him Beatrice, I think he's incocknito
by Gary Johns July 18, 2006
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Secretly and/or quietly having sex or doing things that are sexual
"Ewwww I can hear my parents having sex, they aren't very incocknito!"

"Oh my gosh I wanna make your babies, don't worry no one will know I'll be in cocknito"
by Vagicianer February 05, 2014
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Secretly and/or quietly having sex or doing things that are sexual
"Dude that was gross I just heard my parents having sex they weren't very incocknito!"

"Hey we need to be incocknito so my wife doesn't find us!"

"Oh my gosh lets make each others babies, no one will know, I'll be incocknito!"
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