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Someone who will be a prime suspect after your murder. Usually mother-In-laws are the worst, not because of their hatred of you, but because the will question you to death.
Stereotypical veteran father-in-law: "Let me show you my M14."

Mother-in-law: "You should take better care of the kids, they're only 21 you know."
by Wedding Crasher August 03, 2010
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People who don't like you and are constantly talking about you, spreading slander on Urban Dictionary!
Oh, you haven't met (insert word) until you've met my in-laws!
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da peeps who look at ya like ya da devil; or, a human who doesn't break no law

see, unwanted
by vincent March 17, 2004
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