two skilled rappers (professional or not) do verses until a person is clearly known as the winner. Ususally a crowd judging it.
by Kevin February 25, 2005
"u rite me old china fancy a bevvy down the battle? After we'll have a ruby and get a sherbert home"
by Dave88 January 22, 2007
yo word nig, wanna battle?
yeah, fo shizzle
aight lets go sucka
mc rap battle goes down
one of the contenders walks back in shame and goes home and cries in a corner
yeah, fo shizzle
aight lets go sucka
mc rap battle goes down
one of the contenders walks back in shame and goes home and cries in a corner
by Omer March 11, 2005
The term "battles" has come to be used to describe a homosexual who is often physically and mentally inferior to his male lover. A battles is often blatantly gay and exhibits unmistakable, often uncomfortably blatant, homosexual tendencies. His male partner is usually more masculine and more subtly queer.
by classicpegtothemax May 13, 2009
In a deployed HQ, there is one person who's job it is to make shit happen. This is the Battle Captain & it is a thankless task, involving many hours without sleep, trying to get more senior officers to stop dicking around & actually concentrate on the task in hand. If everything goes swimmingly, the same senior officers get the credit but if it all goes to ratshit, the Battle Captain has his or her buttons cut off, sword is snapped & they are sat on their horse backwards & paraded out of camp
"This is a rolling goatfuck & we are all going to die" followed by "let's blame the Battle Captain".
by Bumsnorkler March 22, 2019
by Alpha the Mii April 27, 2018
With roots in the Japanese Edo period (1603-1867), and popularized by the daily fart battle web site, FartBattle(dot)com, a fart battle is a flatulence competition where 2 or more participants expel flatus and a winner is deemed based on several criteria such as length, vibration, volume, frequency, smell, or dampness.
Why are you guys farting into your smart phones?
Oh, we're having a fart battle, recording our farts to be put up on FartBattle(dot)com for judging. We must settle this score!
Oh, we're having a fart battle, recording our farts to be put up on FartBattle(dot)com for judging. We must settle this score!
by Scottopolis November 28, 2013