by Ruben Mothballs January 26, 2003
This occurs when a user tries desperately to upload content to a social media site (photos, videos, status posts, etc.) but is unable to complete the process or "get it up" due to poor network connection or lack of good tech (eg. Apple).
Subsequent failed attempts to upload in rapid succession, especially over the course of a full day, will leave the user frustrated at their inferior technology and rife with feelings of inadequacy.
These negative feelings are further amplified if the content is "fresh" and has the capacity to generate a high degree of likes and shares. This leads to a loss of followers, and ultimately a deflated ego and sense of self for the user.
Subsequent failed attempts to upload in rapid succession, especially over the course of a full day, will leave the user frustrated at their inferior technology and rife with feelings of inadequacy.
These negative feelings are further amplified if the content is "fresh" and has the capacity to generate a high degree of likes and shares. This leads to a loss of followers, and ultimately a deflated ego and sense of self for the user.
Jim: "For fuck's sake Rich, help me! Ever since I upgraded to iOS 10, I can't upload this video of Hilary Clinton giving Trump a limp dutch rudder."
Richard: "I'm sorry Jim, I cannot help you with your Digital Impotence."
Richard: "I'm sorry Jim, I cannot help you with your Digital Impotence."
by nope.exe October 6, 2016
a bagel in desperate need of toasting, without which it is impotent in terms of it's edibility and taste factor.
by person.001 March 10, 2011
Kev was such a sub standard lover he was almost omni-impotent: women who didn't know him wanted to not be with him
by sweetc October 23, 2009
Potent impotency should never be underestimated.
by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010
Approximating the punitive and terroristic actions of the russian military on Ukrainian Independence Day of 24th of August 2022.
After russian forces reportedly ground to a halt, Ukraine celebrated their independence from moscow rule under the USSR while defending themselves from russia in the full scale invasion of 2022.
The russian military targeted a train station to kill Ukranian civilians and create fear in the Ukrainian civilian population. Unfortunately for russia, Ukraine has not yet perished and the impotent rage of the russians against the Ukrainians is recorded each day that their war of aggression and conquest continues.
After russian forces reportedly ground to a halt, Ukraine celebrated their independence from moscow rule under the USSR while defending themselves from russia in the full scale invasion of 2022.
The russian military targeted a train station to kill Ukranian civilians and create fear in the Ukrainian civilian population. Unfortunately for russia, Ukraine has not yet perished and the impotent rage of the russians against the Ukrainians is recorded each day that their war of aggression and conquest continues.
Are you 6 months into losing a three day blitzkrieg that you started?
Is your foe celebrating their independence day from you?
Is the worst you can do to commit a small scale terrorist attack on 15 civilians, localised entirely within a train station?
You are russia and are experiencing impotent rage.
Is your foe celebrating their independence day from you?
Is the worst you can do to commit a small scale terrorist attack on 15 civilians, localised entirely within a train station?
You are russia and are experiencing impotent rage.
by HIMARSk August 26, 2022
Being at your cousin's house and bragging that you're about to stink up his bathroom with a big poop but nothing comes out. You walk out of the bathroom feeling asgamed.
Sorry babe, I just can't poop on command. It takes a lot of mental preparation. I think I'm poop impotent.
by hotponyexpress October 3, 2015