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impotent rage 

A feeling of intense anger, anxiety, and panic over something/someone, coupled with a complete lack of power to do anything about it. Typically experienced by keyboard warriors when confronted on their most cherished ideals and beliefs.

Sufferers of Impotent Rage Syndrome may experience : dizziness, headaches, fainting, stress-eating, hair-loss, upset stomach, irritable bowel syndrome, grinding teeth down to short pointy nubs, threatening strangers online, and inability to perform sexually.
Dominic just sits at his computer all day throwing hysterical fits at people . He really should step away from his keyboard and let go of all that impotent rage, before it eats away at him.
impotent rage by LordHotPie May 15, 2019
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impotent rage 

Approximating the punitive and terroristic actions of the russian military on Ukrainian Independence Day of 24th of August 2022.

After russian forces reportedly ground to a halt, Ukraine celebrated their independence from moscow rule under the USSR while defending themselves from russia in the full scale invasion of 2022.

The russian military targeted a train station to kill Ukranian civilians and create fear in the Ukrainian civilian population. Unfortunately for russia, Ukraine has not yet perished and the impotent rage of the russians against the Ukrainians is recorded each day that their war of aggression and conquest continues.
Are you 6 months into losing a three day blitzkrieg that you started?

Is your foe celebrating their independence day from you?

Is the worst you can do to commit a small scale terrorist attack on 15 civilians, localised entirely within a train station?

You are russia and are experiencing impotent rage.
impotent rage by HIMARSk August 25, 2022

impotent rage 

When a man can't get it up, everything bothers him. He whines, throws tantrums and if someone mentions the word "laid" the rage takes over.
I'm sick of hearing my roommate railing these girls. Damn, this impotent rage. Vengeance shall be mine!!!
impotent rage by Time2suffa October 28, 2013

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026