ilona

usually a hot blonde girl, not confused with (a loner) due to her having many friends

hey look at that ilona over there!

by janet June 27, 2004

ilona

a strange yet exquisite mix of retardation and vodka. resembles kelly osbourne in contemporary society. when viewed in her natural habitat, the ilona most likely will be covered in black clothing wearing big dark sunglasses. likes owls. is best friends forever with katie, another amazing individual. tends to say "jinx" quite often in katie's presence. laughs constantly and erupts without warning, disturbing few near due to invisible cloak. a friend and lover of all.

dayum sheet dats whack, dats ILONA.

ugh you disgust me, stop trying to be ilona.

ilona, the paparazzi is waiting outside.

you are completely ilonarded.

by k tizzle May 10, 2005

ilona

a blonde girl who is intelligent yet slow. not to be confused with "a-loner", she has many friends who enjoy making fun of her many hobbies and boys.

look at that ilona; she's never alone because people are always thinking she is so blonde.

by ilona April 4, 2004

ilona

a girl who pisses everybody off and it causes people to want to avoid her

eww ilonas coming let's walk away and act like we didn't see her

by johnbeckitorreed November 15, 2018

Ilona Answer

Choosing to answer or comment only on those parts of a question or sentence that one feels comfortable answering.

Usually followed by pretending not to see, hear or taste the rest.

ex 1.
Q: So what are you up to today?
Ilona Answer: Want to hear a joke?

ex 2.
Q: Hey, so what did you do last night? Anything wild and crazy?
IA: How about pizza?

by Ro_man September 15, 2011

ilona radic

Amazing and beautiful.

Ilona radic another word for beautiful

by Dodge502 August 17, 2018

Monika Anna Maria Ilona

One and only in the world. She is the sweetest girlfriend in the world. She has blue eyes and is Hungarian but born in America. She speaks hungarian with her father and he is from Serbia. She likes pipacs and the color yellow. She is currently wearing a ladybug sweater and is waiting for her car to get serviced.

Monika Anna Maria Ilona 343434 scout leader zrinyi ilona. Monika Anna Maria Ilona is a good hungarian folk dancer!

by survi11 March 19, 2022