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the Illuminati is a secret orginazation of the most powerful and influential elite in the world.They go back for centuries and maintain the same bloodlines.They set up the council on forign relations,the bilderberg group and the tri-laterial commission.those 3 groups all meet to plan the fate of the world.They consists of international bankers,top government officials,leaders in the energy cartel and media monopoly owners and have control over the U.N. and unesco.their subdivisions reach into everyones daily life without most sheeple even being aware of it. They also have ties to the freemasons,skull and bones, and the knights templar.their ultimate goal is for a one world government which they will control,also a one world currency,and they want control and ownership of all land,property,resources and people.Also they manipulate political parties,and the legal and illigal drug trade and federal agencies related to all matters listed above.
rockefeller foundation,ford foundation, carlysle group,J.P.Morgan,oppenhiemer,kuhn leub,federal reserve system and many others involved. check out bloodlines of the illuminati and new world order
by New Rising Sun May 31, 2005
A pretend secret society that conspiracy theorists believe are trying

to take over the world. Also believed (?) to be behind the mutder of every famous person in the last decade
Most of todays music stars are showing their membership of the illuminati by the images in their videos
by liveintherealworld December 18, 2013
21. illuminati

people who are deeply enthralled in the united states goverment with twisted ideas to enact the new world order and domination on the rest of the world useing intricate plots so synicial they would lead to an invasion of the united states or a second revolutionary war by the people to rid these fucks out of the country. they are responsible for the term "The rich get richer and the poor get fucked over" there are signs of their icons the statue of liberty, the one dollar bill with the term "novus ordo seclorum" New World Order with one intention to enslave the people and control all of the power. see bonesmen
Some of our most powerful politicitans are members of the illuminati.

Comment submitted with Request to Delete: "This definition is virtually incoherent, full of misspellings, and completely incorrect. The Illuminati are fully explained in Dan Brown's book "Angels & Demons" as a secret society founded in Galileo's time to promote science in opposition to the Catholic church, which sought to surpress it. They quietly intermingled with the Freemasons, and were quite powerful in the United States at various times in our country's history."

To reference a fictional book as factual evidence to correctly define any idea, subject, word, theory, or belief is ratrded.
RATARD which means moronic, idiotic, thoughtless, self proclaimed ignorance, mindless, aesopian fact finder, fabeled reality, dweller of imaginary factless truth, king bonehead, jackass, shouda been wasted precum rather than experiencing the birth process. should wear a helmet every where they go including to sleep at night.
Otherwise the sarcasm should have been followed by and lol jk ro ROFLMFAO JK. illuminati
by SIZZLLIN January 12, 2011
A secret society founded by Adam Weishaupt in 1776. The goals of the Illuminati are basically world domination (one world government controlled by the Illuminati members. In order to accomplish this the Illuminati set out to control the most powerful nations of the world , which at the time wer Great Britain and France. The Illuminati claimed to have been behind the Revolutionary War and the Frech Revolution to weaken the two nations governments. However the Bavarian government discovered the Illukinati and forced them underground. They them tried to control contries through more wars they claim to have organized to weaken Europe, for example the Napoleonic wars, and through control over International Bankers which they could screw up the global economy. The Illuminati claim to be behind the WorldWars, WWI was to destroy the Czars and turn Russia to communism, WWII was to build up global communism. They say that there will be a WWIII that will pitt the political Zionists against the Moslem leaders and drain the international community so a world government would have to be accepted.

Do not confuse the Illuminati with Masonry/Freemasonry. They are two very different groups. The Illuminati wants one world government. Freemasons don't really have a goal they are a fraternity of men who believe in a God and are good-natured people. They are do a lot of charity work/community service and aren't very secretive.
Illuminati symbol:

Eye of Providence (the pyramid on the one dollar bill with the eye, also known as the All-Seeing Eye)
by rozoe9 August 23, 2013
Removed by the U.S goverment.
by AtmosphericXTCplant May 01, 2009
It just means all of the occultists in the world who also happen to be well connected in academic and financial circles and of course in high positions of political power and global planning.They worship the devil.




International Socialists.

Creators of such lovely concepts as modern Satanism,modern Wicca,the KKK,Scientology,Socialism,Communism,Nazism and the UN.

They invent lots of Satanic religions and plan on a one world religion to go with their one world government and one world currency.

see also atheism,deism and the Thule Society


^coming soon to a THEATER near you!
by see also the vatican July 29, 2005
some people might call us idiots for believing in the "iluminati" but try this : type illuminati backwards followed by .com and guesse where it gets you : to the US gouvernment's national security page .
bitch illuminati .. pss : they killed john lennon
by lepresean January 24, 2013
There are millions and millions of secret societies and they practice a secret religion and they also form the secret government.

I'd call that a conspiracy!

It's a conspiracy fact,not a conspiracy theory.

The mafia is a secret society.The KKK is a secret society.The Nazis had secret societies.

^I would hardly call those "fictional" or the imaginings of an over fertile imagination.Secret societies worship satan and practice magick (witchcraft).They live in denial.There are billions of these crazy people over the earth sadly.They're in league with Satan and think that he gives them Jedi powers and shit.
Shadow government (secret government)
secret society
secret religion
it's a global satanic cult,it's very very HUGE and it operates the secret shadow government and is planning the New World Order and a one world religion that is a satanic cult.
by whoa buddy September 15, 2005

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