Ilan is a special guy who likes his friends and hates when his friends are sad. Ilan is from a lot of different places but mostly he likes the second place because that one was Boston. Ilan is smart like a lawyer but crazy like a musician so he wants to be a musician. Ilan is 6'2" except not. Ilan wouldn't bring a horse into a classroom except if he's writing a song about a horse because he's getting his Master's in songwriting. Ilan hit his head once and it was a whole thing.
Mary: Have you seen Ilan?
Pete: You mean the one who's a bilingual aspiring musician with an Ivy League degree?
Mary: No
Pete: You mean the one who's a bilingual aspiring musician with an Ivy League degree?
Mary: No
by Ilans BFs November 23, 2021
person 1: did you hear it
person 2: hear what
person 1: ilan fell down the stairs again
person 2: hahahahahahahhaah LOL!!!!1 XD
person 2: hear what
person 1: ilan fell down the stairs again
person 2: hahahahahahahhaah LOL!!!!1 XD
by the no papa fun February 14, 2019
Ilans are grainy mother fuckers who jerk off and are liked by only themselves. They also choose hoes over bro's.
by Ilan's mother December 13, 2021
by High definition intelligence September 12, 2022
by Mancetov prijatelj May 7, 2022
To be a master at doing the Ilan special.