A regular state from it's admittance into the Union until a around 1956 when fast food restaurants realized that they didn't have a large enough supply of potatoes. It was then turned into a farce of a state by a conspiracy of government officials in the pockets of lobbying powers such as McDonald's. John F. Kennedy uncovered this conspiracy and was about to shut it down with the assistance of Bobby Kennedy when he was assassinated.
Anybody passing through is immediately stripped of all identification and personal effects, then forced to work the potato matrix ( P.M. a grid system in which a potato is planted every 1.5 feet in each cardinal direction) until they die or earn their freedom by harvesting 4.5 million potatoes. Very few, including Aaron Paul and J.R. Simplot (who worked his way up in the ranks of the proletariat and eventually became wealthy due to his contributions to increasing the efficiency of the P.M. by 46.2%), have successfully done so. All felons are sent to Idaho to work the P.M. until they die.
Residents of neighboring states often attempted to warn travelers about the repercussions of entering idaho until an amendment to the patriot act allowed federal officers to kidnap then and send them to idaho. Since then, nobody has been vocal for fear of their freedom.
The freedoms of Idahoans resemble those of communist Russia. All constitutional rights are voided, the masses are controlled by force and are governed by a consortium of wealthy individuals.
Anybody passing through is immediately stripped of all identification and personal effects, then forced to work the potato matrix ( P.M. a grid system in which a potato is planted every 1.5 feet in each cardinal direction) until they die or earn their freedom by harvesting 4.5 million potatoes. Very few, including Aaron Paul and J.R. Simplot (who worked his way up in the ranks of the proletariat and eventually became wealthy due to his contributions to increasing the efficiency of the P.M. by 46.2%), have successfully done so. All felons are sent to Idaho to work the P.M. until they die.
Residents of neighboring states often attempted to warn travelers about the repercussions of entering idaho until an amendment to the patriot act allowed federal officers to kidnap then and send them to idaho. Since then, nobody has been vocal for fear of their freedom.
The freedoms of Idahoans resemble those of communist Russia. All constitutional rights are voided, the masses are controlled by force and are governed by a consortium of wealthy individuals.
Person on a road trip through the West: hey, am I on the right road to get into Idaho?
Montana resident: oh yes, in fact, all roads lead to Idaho; getting in is easy, it's getting out that'll give you trouble.
Montana resident: oh yes, in fact, all roads lead to Idaho; getting in is easy, it's getting out that'll give you trouble.
by An altruistic american February 23, 2016
Idaho is a state in the northwestern region of the United States of America. It borders the state of Montana to the east and northeast, Wyoming to the east, Nevada and Utah to the south, and Washington and Oregon to the west. To the north, it shares a small portion of the Canadian border with the province of British Columbia. With a population of around 1.6 million and an area of 83,569 square miles (216,440 km2), Idaho is the 14th largest and 39th most populous of the 50 states. The state's capital and largest city is Boise, followed by Meridian, Nampa, Idaho Falls, Pocatello, Caldwell, Coeur d'Alene, Twin Falls, Lewiston, Post Falls, Rexburg, and Moscow.
I live in Idaho.
by PortlandOrUSA May 30, 2017
idaho is a state in the United States of America. pototoes grown in the south. neo-nazis got kicked out a while ago (but they used to live in the north. therefore, no neo-nazi potato farmers). probably more cows than people. but we like it like that. so we don't have to deal with crazy people ruining our state by crowding it over. excess californians seem to like southern idaho...give them sun valley and then maybe they'll leave us alone. and yeah, we are conservative. and no, we aren't morons...but we are a load of gun toting...residents.
idaho has some sweet rivers. some sweet mountains. and a crapload of trees except in the boise valley. boise valley=desert
by an idahoan April 26, 2006
PERSON 1: Idaho? :-|
PERSON 2: Yup, u da Ho! :-D
PERSON 1: STFU, before I pop a cap in yo ass! >:-(
PERSON 2: ALLITE HO! :-P
*BOOM* *BOOM*
PERSON 1: WHO DA HO NOW? >:-D
PERSON 2: Yup, u da Ho! :-D
PERSON 1: STFU, before I pop a cap in yo ass! >:-(
PERSON 2: ALLITE HO! :-P
*BOOM* *BOOM*
PERSON 1: WHO DA HO NOW? >:-D
by pwnrmasta October 19, 2009
GODS COUNTRY !!!!, What america used to be.
It's I DAH HO.. NOT Eye DEEE hoe YOu twits..
cool things in Idaho..
we got the worlds longest floating board walk.
we got the worlds highest navigable river.
We got the worlds only floating golf course.
We got Canyons deeper then arizona.
we got lots of really awsome Indian Tribes, nothing is cooler then pow wow dancing, and fry bread.
we put gravy on our spuds where it belongs.
we grow lots of other stuff too.. wheat, wild rice, corn, oats, hay, Ken mustard, cattle, elk farms, barley, Kentucky bluegrass, beans, peas, and Apples, pears, Huckleberries, and lots of other agricultural produce.
IN Idaho.. kids actually have to learn where all 50 states are at.
I am shocked how many people dont know where any of the
larger western states are at.
I have met people who say to me.. Oh I have visited Idaho when we drove up to Wisconsin last summer.. I just look at them and tell them.. THATS Iowa not Idaho. How people get these two mixed up I will never know. people from Iowa have the same problem.. except it envolves seattle.
Idaho is the boot shaped one.. stuck between montana, whyoming, and oregon and washington state. Next door to utah and Nevada ok.. look on a map.
IDAHO A state where everyone is seperated by 6 degrees.
In other terms.. we got relation related to your relation.
It's I DAH HO.. NOT Eye DEEE hoe YOu twits..
cool things in Idaho..
we got the worlds longest floating board walk.
we got the worlds highest navigable river.
We got the worlds only floating golf course.
We got Canyons deeper then arizona.
we got lots of really awsome Indian Tribes, nothing is cooler then pow wow dancing, and fry bread.
we put gravy on our spuds where it belongs.
we grow lots of other stuff too.. wheat, wild rice, corn, oats, hay, Ken mustard, cattle, elk farms, barley, Kentucky bluegrass, beans, peas, and Apples, pears, Huckleberries, and lots of other agricultural produce.
IN Idaho.. kids actually have to learn where all 50 states are at.
I am shocked how many people dont know where any of the
larger western states are at.
I have met people who say to me.. Oh I have visited Idaho when we drove up to Wisconsin last summer.. I just look at them and tell them.. THATS Iowa not Idaho. How people get these two mixed up I will never know. people from Iowa have the same problem.. except it envolves seattle.
Idaho is the boot shaped one.. stuck between montana, whyoming, and oregon and washington state. Next door to utah and Nevada ok.. look on a map.
IDAHO A state where everyone is seperated by 6 degrees.
In other terms.. we got relation related to your relation.
Idaho families are related to each other...My Aunts husband has a sister who is the grandmother to
a girl who married a guy who is the cousin of one of my highschool class mates.
My dads 3rd cousins step daughter works with our neighbor.
My grandmothers cousin married the cousin of the school janitor, who is the uncle of my brothers friend, who started to date a girl, but then found out she was related to the school janitor too.
a girl who married a guy who is the cousin of one of my highschool class mates.
My dads 3rd cousins step daughter works with our neighbor.
My grandmothers cousin married the cousin of the school janitor, who is the uncle of my brothers friend, who started to date a girl, but then found out she was related to the school janitor too.
by admason October 24, 2006
Illest State in the US. It's where you can view the most beautiful lakes and when you come back to Maryland all you can see it the littered and garbage infested lakes the crap-hole has.
- Hey! I went to Idaho this Summer!
- Why the fuck did you come back?
- I'm gay man. (You can use the term "Mexican" interchangeably with Gay)
- Why the fuck did you come back?
- I'm gay man. (You can use the term "Mexican" interchangeably with Gay)
by Joseph. October 7, 2007
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