by Sarai March 2, 2004
Used to be: Lousy roads, clean air, clean water, farmers, loggers, back to the earth folks. Nice.
Now: Lousy roads with tons of traffic and traffic jams, one of the nine deadliest highways in the country (Highway 95). Home to greedy developers, road-ragers, and skyrocketing property values (forcing minimum-wage locals and (mostly old, so what does it matter?) people who've lived here forever out). Overly promoted by the greedy, can't-get-enough money tourist industry. Home to the Hagamonstrosity. Sheesh. Took 30 minutes to go 8 miles from Sagle to Sandpoint last week, an hour to get home from Coeur d'Alene (30 miles). Go someplace else. GO HOME!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
Now: Lousy roads with tons of traffic and traffic jams, one of the nine deadliest highways in the country (Highway 95). Home to greedy developers, road-ragers, and skyrocketing property values (forcing minimum-wage locals and (mostly old, so what does it matter?) people who've lived here forever out). Overly promoted by the greedy, can't-get-enough money tourist industry. Home to the Hagamonstrosity. Sheesh. Took 30 minutes to go 8 miles from Sagle to Sandpoint last week, an hour to get home from Coeur d'Alene (30 miles). Go someplace else. GO HOME!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
by Disgruntled Idahoan August 5, 2007
A regular state from it's admittance into the Union until a around 1956 when fast food restaurants realized that they didn't have a large enough supply of potatoes. It was then turned into a farce of a state by a conspiracy of government officials in the pockets of lobbying powers such as McDonald's. John F. Kennedy uncovered this conspiracy and was about to shut it down with the assistance of Bobby Kennedy when he was assassinated.
Anybody passing through is immediately stripped of all identification and personal effects, then forced to work the potato matrix ( P.M. a grid system in which a potato is planted every 1.5 feet in each cardinal direction) until they die or earn their freedom by harvesting 4.5 million potatoes. Very few, including Aaron Paul and J.R. Simplot (who worked his way up in the ranks of the proletariat and eventually became wealthy due to his contributions to increasing the efficiency of the P.M. by 46.2%), have successfully done so. All felons are sent to Idaho to work the P.M. until they die.
Residents of neighboring states often attempted to warn travelers about the repercussions of entering idaho until an amendment to the patriot act allowed federal officers to kidnap then and send them to idaho. Since then, nobody has been vocal for fear of their freedom.
The freedoms of Idahoans resemble those of communist Russia. All constitutional rights are voided, the masses are controlled by force and are governed by a consortium of wealthy individuals.
Anybody passing through is immediately stripped of all identification and personal effects, then forced to work the potato matrix ( P.M. a grid system in which a potato is planted every 1.5 feet in each cardinal direction) until they die or earn their freedom by harvesting 4.5 million potatoes. Very few, including Aaron Paul and J.R. Simplot (who worked his way up in the ranks of the proletariat and eventually became wealthy due to his contributions to increasing the efficiency of the P.M. by 46.2%), have successfully done so. All felons are sent to Idaho to work the P.M. until they die.
Residents of neighboring states often attempted to warn travelers about the repercussions of entering idaho until an amendment to the patriot act allowed federal officers to kidnap then and send them to idaho. Since then, nobody has been vocal for fear of their freedom.
The freedoms of Idahoans resemble those of communist Russia. All constitutional rights are voided, the masses are controlled by force and are governed by a consortium of wealthy individuals.
Person on a road trip through the West: hey, am I on the right road to get into Idaho?
Montana resident: oh yes, in fact, all roads lead to Idaho; getting in is easy, it's getting out that'll give you trouble.
Montana resident: oh yes, in fact, all roads lead to Idaho; getting in is easy, it's getting out that'll give you trouble.
by An altruistic american February 23, 2016
Idaho is a state in the northwestern region of the United States of America. It borders the state of Montana to the east and northeast, Wyoming to the east, Nevada and Utah to the south, and Washington and Oregon to the west. To the north, it shares a small portion of the Canadian border with the province of British Columbia. With a population of around 1.6 million and an area of 83,569 square miles (216,440 km2), Idaho is the 14th largest and 39th most populous of the 50 states. The state's capital and largest city is Boise, followed by Meridian, Nampa, Idaho Falls, Pocatello, Caldwell, Coeur d'Alene, Twin Falls, Lewiston, Post Falls, Rexburg, and Moscow.
I live in Idaho.
by PortlandOrUSA May 30, 2017
PERSON 1: Idaho? :-|
PERSON 2: Yup, u da Ho! :-D
PERSON 1: STFU, before I pop a cap in yo ass! >:-(
PERSON 2: ALLITE HO! :-P
*BOOM* *BOOM*
PERSON 1: WHO DA HO NOW? >:-D
PERSON 2: Yup, u da Ho! :-D
PERSON 1: STFU, before I pop a cap in yo ass! >:-(
PERSON 2: ALLITE HO! :-P
*BOOM* *BOOM*
PERSON 1: WHO DA HO NOW? >:-D
by pwnrmasta October 19, 2009
Illest State in the US. It's where you can view the most beautiful lakes and when you come back to Maryland all you can see it the littered and garbage infested lakes the crap-hole has.
- Hey! I went to Idaho this Summer!
- Why the fuck did you come back?
- I'm gay man. (You can use the term "Mexican" interchangeably with Gay)
- Why the fuck did you come back?
- I'm gay man. (You can use the term "Mexican" interchangeably with Gay)
by Joseph. October 7, 2007
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