The best girl you'll ever meet shes just perfect there's no other girl like her any guy lucky to have her should just never leave her although she might not think she's perfect, she is as long as anyone has her they'll be happy no matter what she'll find a way to make things better shes beautiful, cute, gorgeous, pretty just amazing just fucken perfect or as close as you can get to perfect she like has these amazing eyes their just wow and her laugh is just omg fucken perfect she won't think she is but there's some one that does and as long as she's happy it just makes things better
by yll April 3, 2014
Something fanboys get when they watch Apple Keynotes, go to Apple Stores, play with their iPhones, etc. Ends with the iJaculation of hot, sticky money.
Person 1: "Did you watch the new Apple Keynote from the other day?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it gave me a total iBoner so I went And iJaculated all over the Apple Store at the mall."
Person 2: "Yeah, it gave me a total iBoner so I went And iJaculated all over the Apple Store at the mall."
by I Just iJaculated December 7, 2011
To have virtual sex via a hand-held device such as an iphone or blackberry and very descriptive textual information.
Would you mind slipping me a quick ibone while I wait for my son to come out of school? Consider me naked. Ya ready?
by petuniafarmer January 20, 2009
The sensation that occurs, from heightened excited, in or around your crotchal region when you play with the new apps released for the iPhone and the iPod Touch. Usually resulting in no less than a semi.
Dude: "I'm thirsty! Give me a beer from your iPint....gulp gulp gulp...oh god..."
Tool with iPhone: "Dude, do i spy an iBoner in your pants"
Tool with iPhone: "Dude, do i spy an iBoner in your pants"
by scobb July 22, 2008
When using iChat on a Mac to video chat with someone, usually a significant other, and having virtual sex. Better than phone sex.
by MrLately March 22, 2010
To masturbate with audio or images provided by; An iPhone, iPod, or other personal media device. The definition remains the same even if done in private or public.
by Gregory K. October 4, 2007