IT Bowel Syndrome

The suspension of natural bodily functions when on Facebook/MSN or a games console.

IT Bowel Syndrome: When you get up after a long session on a computer or games console and then suddenly realise that you need the toilet, having been oblivious to it up to then thanks to how engrossed you were in what you were doing.

by greenegg January 19, 2009

Spiritual Bowel Syndrome

(of a person on LSD) a rumbling or dull discomfort in the bowels indicating that one has to poop; an experience entirely different from that of the Vyvanse cleanse

"We need to get on our way to the creek before we come up."
"Wait... Oh, man, I think I'm already there. I've got spiritual bowel syndrome."
"Shit."

by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017

precipitous bowel syndrome

A condition characterized by an inability to detect the need to poop before the situation reaches crisis proportions

Mike was banned from all theatres in the city of Chicago because he suffered Precipitous Bowel Syndrome and would often interrupt performances by leaping from his seat and rushing to the bathroom. The final straw, however, was the day that, enraptured by the performance, he failed to take note of the warning signs and consequently sullied his seat.

by Jasper Obama, M.D. July 15, 2004

wandering bowel syndrome

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.

Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.

by unknown69a January 30, 2014

gay bowel syndrome

A relatively common disease of HIV positive gay men (rarely heterosexual women) who practice both receptive anal sex and oral sex ("ATM" sex) with multiple partners. The condition is characterized by an inflammed, fissured, atonic, and supporating rectum. Symptoms include diarrhea, sanguinomucopurulent rectal discharge, rectal pain and itching, and abdominal cramps. The cause is multiple concurrent infections of the colon and a traumatized rectum with intestinal parasites (worms), protozoans, bacteria, and occasionally fungi. The disease is contagious within the susceptable population of ATM practitioners and transmitted via the fecal-oral route.

He had gay bowel syndrome and he had to wear diapers.

by Doctor Pinhead September 17, 2006

Runner's Bowel Syndrome

When a person runs faster or longer than they're accustomed to, they might have sharp, sudden urges to defecate. The defecation is usually diarrheal, and the runner feels greatly relieved afterwards.

(2 Men are running in the woods.)

Man #1 - I can't believe we've ran for 10 miles!

Man #2 - Neither can I. But can we stop soon? I think I might be catching Runner's Bowel Syndrome.

by run4life2011 October 10, 2011

Ethnic Bowel Syndrome

A savage case of the shits brought on by consuming foods from another culture that the consumer's system is not prepared to handle.

My friend Mark won't try Indian food. He's afraid it'll give him Ethnic Bowel Syndrome.

by is this pseudonym also taken April 17, 2015