IPMS 

IPMS is a keyboard shorthand-acrynm for "I Pissed MySelf." It is used instead of or with relation to terms like "lol, lmao, and rofl"

Usually used in response to something funny.

Person 1: ....so the proctologist says 'rectum (wreacked him) damn near killed him!

person 2: IPMS

IPMS by pbfrank January 2, 2010

IPMS 

abriviation for Imaginary PMS

"dude she is being a bitch today, is she raggin"
"No she's got IPMS"

IPMS by JT May 13, 2005

ipmsalot 

acronym for
ive
pretty
much
sucked
at
life

over
time

Tom: Oh, dude my life is going nowhere
Bob: Its alright dude.
Tom: No man, ipmsalot

ipmsalot by ipmsalot June 3, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016