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Bob: That Newt Gingrich isa total douchebag.

Bill: IFD!
by sephboi November 21, 2011
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The brand of hallensteins jeans worn commonly by swagfags, tryhards, and Indians alike with no fashion sense
tick IFD
by jamie oliver234r12 September 23, 2013
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Improvised Fucktard Device. A fiendishly stupid trap left by a fucktard that is easy to overlook because it doesn't look like a threat to life or limb or your ego. If it doesn't kill you it just leaves you wondering who's the bigger dummy, the fucktard who set it, or you for blundering into it.
The old flaming bag of dog poo is an IFD that never goes out of style.
by weinerblizzard December 09, 2009
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IFD is an acronym for "I'm fucking dead"
kathy: did you see jimin's post on Twitter last night?

chase: IFD YES
by froggothesharkko February 04, 2017
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Bob:My Girlfriend broke-up with me.....IFD...
by l666lRyuujin March 09, 2011
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I.F.D ; to not be in the mood, "I Feel Dead"

Created by Jack and Damon
by Jack, Damon August 27, 2016
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Is Sherry the strangest person I know?
IFD!!!
by Mamasans boy March 28, 2016
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