He:Hey what kinda browser do you use?
She(or He):Huh?Sorry I'm blonde
He:....Do you press letter E to get online or a fox inside a circle?
She(or He):Huh?Sorry I'm blonde
He:....Do you press letter E to get online or a fox inside a circle?
by otab84 August 18, 2008
A video on YouTube of a boy crying and then the king into a demon afterwards. Perceived as one of the scariest YouTube videos ever made.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021
by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021
A phrase commonly used by women when they have been bombarded with texts that they do not want to answer. This is usually used when a man is pursuing a woman and the woman does not share the same feelings for the man.
Arthur: Hey! What's up?
30 minutes pass
Arthur: Did I say something wrong?
Francine: Sorry, I'm bad at texting
30 minutes pass
Arthur: Did I say something wrong?
Francine: Sorry, I'm bad at texting
by Gregor Sanchez May 5, 2011
What you want to say to your ex when she's gone. When you miss her and hold on to a memory. Then you start to drink and keep holding on to that memory until that's all you have when your friends leave you because you're a self destructive drunk. You can't tell your family you are and you have no friends to depend on. So then you're left alone, holding a picture with your favorite memory and wish you could go back to it but you can't. And you continue to spiral down and don't see a bottom because one thing threw you over the edge and you can't climb back up from that fall.
by Not your friend December 4, 2013
An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.
by doturiswithhearts January 24, 2017