I got the definition wrong

When you get the definition wrong

“I submitted penis music into the Urban dictionary.”
“That’s cool”
“Well I got the definition wrong”

by Easter island statue May 4, 2022

I was wrong

When Ann admits she was wrong. As I’m not correct. WRONG. Especially when she is talking about The Rock.

Ann looked at Brian and said, “I was wrong”. As she normally is when she’s talking about The Rock

by Bk102886 November 11, 2020

I was wrong

The one phrase a malignant narcissist will never utter, preferring to see the destruction of the world and everything in it first.

"I was wrong about the virus, wrong about the pandemic, wrong about masks" Trump pleaded. "So wrong. I was wrong about climate change, please forgive me, I see how we've desecrated our beautiful home and I have contributed hugely. I was wrong about the very fine neo-nazis, totally, and about separating Hispanic children from their parents, wrong about my own IQ, and I frankly don't know how I will ever live with my many mistakes." Trump kept up the litany, rending his clothing and falling to his knees, and my alarm gave way to my alarm clock, and I got up to a day of working from home. Again.

by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2020