*spits* No I do

I love you 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x more :/

*spits* No I do

by z32Dark April 28, 2020

fuck-i-do

A fuck-I-do is when you fuck somebody's wife right after the wedding reception

Man: hey girl you looking fine wanna have a fuck-I-do

Newly wed woman: sure do uncle frank

by Pietro Django Miximoff March 20, 2017

What Aren't I Doing?

The disarming response to the such questions as, "what are you doing?", "what are you talking about?, and "what is your problem?", substituting some words in your response to fit the question. It is a more polite way to tell that guy in english to fuck off. In order to be used correctly, you must say it the moment the question you are being asked ends. Usually starting with who, what, when, where, why or how, containing one of the contractions hasn't, aren't, won't, shouldn't, or wasn't, and containing a verb. Using it is an automatic +20 pts.

1) - U.S.A.: "who else have you bombed, afghanistan?"

- Afghanistan: "who haven't i bombed?"

2) -Jim: "God dammit, who here else has fucked my girlfriend?"
-Dan: "Honestly Jim, who hasn't fucked your girlfriend?

3)-Man 1: "What are you doing?"

-Man 2, interjecting: "I think the correct question would be what aren't i doing?

by Mr. Yell-O March 3, 2010

What should I do?

What a person says when they embarrassed themselves on a national scale, and are too vain to actually say "I'm sorry".

That guy who said "What should I do?" knows that he made an ass of himself...

by larryj November 7, 2010

from "I do" to "Adieu"

The typical course run by more than 50% of marriages.

Marriage counsellor: I always advise my "starry-eyed lovebirds" clients to "look at the whole picture" --- i.e., consider the entire scope and details of marriage --- before deciding whether they would truly be a good match for each other... I'd sure hate to see their fairly-tale romance merely proceed from "I do" to "Adieu" like so many of marriages do these days.

by QuacksO August 26, 2018

What I do on Tuesday

Shoving my dick through a meat grinder and eating the results

Shoving my dick through a meat grinder and eating the results is what I do on Tuesday

by Inni84 July 17, 2023

I Do Not See The Printer

A more complicated version of the phrase "Fax No Printer" which means someone is speaking the truth. Since there is "no printer" then you simply say you can't see the printer

"Our English teacher is really got huh?" "I do not see the Printer"

by CousinDater October 6, 2020