Hypnoboobs 

A set of cleavage so gloriously awesome, all other things become a distant memory as you are mesmerized by such a great rack.

Sam can't talk right now, his mind is in the thrall of the hypnoboobs. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBOOBS!!

Hypnoboobs by ShoNuff77 June 17, 2011

hypnobooty 

An ass so phenomenal it stops traffic, turns heads, and makes you lose track of time. Often associated with the unfair and unmitigated power of yoga pants. Power is equal too and sometimes greater than hypnoboobs.

Yo Rob man! It's your turn at the weights!!

Sorry I was distracted by that girl on the treadmill with the hypnobooty!!

hypnobooty by ShoNuff77 September 22, 2014

hypnoboob

to be hypnotized by boobs and other curves

"Vahid was hynoboobed by Maria's gigantic honkers."

"Her curves are gonna hypnoboob you."

hypnoboob by indianbradpitt October 3, 2011

Hypnoboobed 

A process in which, when guys are talking, one or more of them see boobs, and enter a deep, seemingly unbreakable hypnosis. In this state, nothing else exists.

Guy 1: My boss is a dick.

Guy 2: I know, so is mine just the other day he made me, made me...

Guy 1: What are you, what are you, what are...

Girl: Crap. I hypnoboobed them again. Better walk away.

Guy 1: What just happened?

Guy 2: I'm not sure, I just remember tits, and that was it. Now I'm here.

Guy 1: What were we doing?

Guy 2: It dosen't matter.

Hypnoboobed by Shootthemonkey August 3, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008