HydraCunt 

A woman that is SO bitchy that it's attractive. The Queen Bee of the cunts.

Normally I would slap a bitch for acting like that but since she's a HydraCunt I think I'm kind of turned on.

HydraCunt by CarellaRoss October 15, 2011

fear hydrant 

This refers to fear mongering by the media and political groups, to manipulate the public, by emphasizing things that could cause fright.

The storylines about disease, war and climate are designed to have viewers drink from a fear hydrant!

fear hydrant by I, Wreckerrr May 14, 2021

Reverse fire hydrant 

During sexual intercorse you piss and nut in the chicks ear.

Ya she still can't hear her boyfriend decided to pull a reverse fire hydrant on her.

Reverse fire hydrant by Cripple420 December 12, 2019

shit hydrant

Adjective - a bad situation that is becoming worse

Example: "Not only did I get fired but my wife left me. This day has been a total shit hydrant."

shit hydrant by Ryo-FFXIV November 11, 2013

fire hydrant chic 

Haute couture of the canine fashion icon.

FYI, fire hydrant chic is Gigi’s bottom line concern when you bring home the next “super cute” but highly embarrassing freak-wear costume from Petco or PetSmart.

fire hydrant chic by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Human Fire Hydrants 

When a high wasted midget wears red pants and have a big ass.

SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants

Human Fire Hydrants by KIDKIDOOO April 25, 2010

Verbal Fire Hydrant 

A person who's going on and on about a subject they're interested in, not letting others get a word in edgewise. By spewing a constant stream of information, they become the human equivalent of an open fire hydrant.

Jeez, Jon, you haven't stopped talking about 3D printing all night; you're being a real verbal fire hydrant!

Verbal Fire Hydrant by TheJanePlane June 3, 2015