Leg Hurty

a fake condition used to make excuses so that you don’t have to squat.

“I’m supposed to be maxing out next week but idk”
‘Why?’
“Leg hurty ):”

by lifta December 9, 2022

Dirty-Hurty

The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.

"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"

by wellington_the_skellington April 24, 2016

Hurtis Mantis

The "technical" term for a person that was not blessed with beauty!

She's thinks she's cute, but she's really a HURTIS MANTIS!
(Hurt-is-man-tis)

by Anico November 2, 2007

Butt Hurty

when you sit on a hard chair or hard surface for a long period of time and your butt hurts

After that lecture I had major butt hurty

by ellie-nor May 14, 2017

hurtis

a noun used to describe someone who's having a hard time or who is giving someone else a hard time by inconveniencing them/trying to get them to do something they dont want to.

you know i dont have enough money, why you gotta be a hurtis.

hey, can you pick me up from school? i'm hurtis and can't find a ride.

i dont wanna buy from him, he got them hurtis prices.

by tone-perk October 7, 2009

Hurty Legs

The genuine medical diagnosis following a 45mins TRX session in the gym.

Jesus Christ I've got a really bad case of Hurty Legs....

by Monkey.Monkey.Monkey September 6, 2017