A person who plays Hurling. A player of one of the most prominent sports in Ireland. Generally madly sought after by gangs of girls (or lads if they play Camogie - the female version). Can be identified by the wearing of a hurling helmet or the carrying of a Hurl or a Hurley on their person.
"He's got a hurler's arse"
"Thats a fine hurler now, lads!"
"Did you come across any county hurlers on your travels?"
"Thats a fine hurler now, lads!"
"Did you come across any county hurlers on your travels?"
by lovehurlers! November 25, 2013
Giving advice to people who are actually doing the work and judging them for the work they are doing.
Stop it you hurler in the ditch.
by steezedout March 15, 2011
friend #1: man. jacob needs to lay off that juul onna g.
friend #2: how come dude?
friend #1: every time he hits the juul he always ends up puking his brains out, he's such a nic hurler.
friend #2: how come dude?
friend #1: every time he hits the juul he always ends up puking his brains out, he's such a nic hurler.
by FredTheFriendlyFarmer September 25, 2019
One who habitually tosses snarkish comments into a conversation for the purpose of belittling, punching down, or making themselves feel good about feeling bad.
"What a snark-hurler Tom is! Can you believe all the snark-hurling he did in that last group text??? "
by jfwordsmythe June 10, 2016
One who uses the male/female ecrements to launch off on unsuspecting victims. Also an unrecognized sport in southern parts of the country.
by MacdaddyAge May 5, 2011
noun: Tornado Hurler are individuals who are experienced in the art of the tornado hurl. Master Tornado Hurlers can control speed, rotation, distance, intenstity and shape of their current tornado hurl.
by Alistair MacDonlad January 26, 2006
When you get so angry at the not-so-quick service at your not-so-favorite restaurant that you feel compelled to drop your drawers at the counter, take a dump and hurl it at the undeserving clerk. Can be followed up by wiping your ass with a napkin, if necessary, and hurling the results across the counter.
I was so pissed about the fact that my eggs were over medium rather than over easy that I had to treat the clerk to a Horton’s Hurler.
by Honey Porcupine May 17, 2018