hurdle

Run, jump. Run, jump. Run, jump. Run, jump. Run, jump. Run, jump. Run, jump. You get the idea.

Pete: How's track practace?
Carl: We started hurdles today.
Pete: What's that like?
Carl: Well, you run and jump over and over.

by UnleashedZer0 March 27, 2016

Hurdles

Named after the production manager of the universe: Matthew Hurd. One uses the phrase HURDLES when referring to Matt himself or any other manager/boss. It is imperative that you use the term HURDLES only when he/she is not around. Using the term around your manager/boss could result in termination.

Robert: Wanna got to lunch today at about noon?

Nicole: I can't (looking sad and depressed but still oh so cute), Hurdles is teaching me how to do a Pro today and it needs to be done before I go to lunch. Maybe tomorrow.

James: Ah man. Tell Hurdles you're hungary and let's go!

Nicole: No, it's cool, I wouldn't want to make Hurdles mad ... you go on without me and we can have lunch tomorrow.

by NikkiAnn September 26, 2006

Turd of Hurdles

A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.

Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles

And we're off like a turd of hurdles!

Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.

by Theortiz6 November 2, 2012

midget hurdle

When you see a midget in public and feel the urge to jump over them.

"Oh my god, it's a midget. This calls for a midget hurdle."

by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019

homeless hurdle

The act of jumping over a homeless gentleman while he lies on a grate and or sidewalk.

Last friday evening was a busy one, i recorded three homeless hurdles walking down chestnut st.

by APerry January 28, 2009

400m hurdles

Amongst the hardest events of Track & Field, are the 400 meter hurdles. 400 meters of pure sprinting and jumping over hurdles at a perfect form. Everyone who does this track event knows how much it sucks but how awesome it feels to win it.

"Dude!!! I just ran the 400m hurdles, it's the most freakin' tiring race that I've ever ran!!"

by My Lil' Pwny February 23, 2010

Tissue Hurdles

Anything that gets in your way as you run around searching for a tissue before your nose explodes into a fountain of mucus.

Tissue Hurdles include, but are not limited to: bags, mounds of laundry, doors, pets, senior citizens, tables, chairs, and invisble force fields.

by zergbreak21 January 14, 2010