label humper

One whoe buys a bottle of wine by the look of the label.

Because no one could assist me at the wine shop, I had to be a label humper.

by Jacy C December 18, 2008

Humper sputter

When in the act of cumming, or squirting, you move your hips in skipping steps one way and rapidly back the other; like a sprinkler.

I haven't ejaculated in 3 weeks. Last night I had such bad humper sputter.

by JediMasterB June 6, 2021

Someone who actively seeks out sexual experiences with someone who has mental health issues

Going to the bar to pick up drunk women and take advantage of them, makes you a real heathen humper.

by Tres Gee July 2, 2023

I just killed a corner humper and cheered before realizing how lonely I really am.

by oh i don't know February 3, 2016

When a man is getting a handjob and he gets greaty for pleasure so he decides to hump the persons hand during the act.

Person 1: Ya so i was giving him a handjob when he started trying to fuck my hand.

Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂

by Mr.Zkor April 22, 2019

The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.

by StrawberrySpamm September 23, 2008

The bumper that cushions the strawberry jelly and chocolate pudding factory from any who may try to enter.

by CarbonBlight October 12, 2020