Hump Day

The day chosen by a motorbike rider to continuously ride over speed breakers.

Look at John enjoying his hump day. He really knows how to ride up and down those speed breakers.

by Riderzzz March 13, 2013

Hump Day

When you only have sexual songs stuck in your head on a Wednesday.

Friend: I can't get Bruno Mars' Versace on the Floor song out of my head.

Me: It's hump day so it's normal for sexual mood songs to be stuck in your head bruv.

by TheSaltmates February 7, 2018

Hump Day

Hump Day is Wednesday, the day cadets fuck another male cadet in his mouth or asshole.

Oh-oh -- today is Hump Day -- I know what I'm in for - a mouth and asshole full of cum!

by USAF Cadet September 15, 2021

hump day

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

After hump day, the weekend gets closer.

by Albert February 15, 2004

hump day

Means Wednesday. Simple.
Also connected to the meaning of Kegnesday in some parts of South Africa.
Does NOT mean the day we get to hump. People are glad it's hump day simply because it's Wednesday ie: downhill to the weekend.....

Yay it's hump day!

by JulietDBN November 5, 2015

Hump day

Wednesday. The "hump" of the week.

Uh oh... Guess what day it is!

Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!

HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!

by Name removed by the NSA December 7, 2013

Hump day

The day celebrated just for humpin

It's hump day? Sweet, now I'm gonna go home and hump my girlfriend

by Family Jew July 26, 2018