"Ms.Jones took 25 of my hummingbird bucks all because I was talking to Cohner, hope he goes to he'll real he'll the burning 1.
by ClumZx February 28, 2022
The act of taking a caprisun straw from the packet, jamming it into your partners urethra while handcuffed to show your little wings flapping as you suck the nut deep from within the genitals.
"Did you hear about Mark and Milly's new bedroom passtime? he said that sometimes she likes to give him a hummingbird vasectomy to make him feel like a pretty flower."
by goatfetus June 24, 2023
The doctor had a strange look on his face when the patient came in with a mangled penis, the victim of a self-inflicted Hummingbird.
by The Fabulous Jizzblaster April 24, 2005
by coonsauce March 19, 2020
when a man takes a humming bird and sticks it’s beak into his urethra and keeps putting it deeper until it goes all the way through and out the mouth.
by PizzaDrinker February 18, 2020
A mythical stroke of luck. It is small and unlikely but something that you know happens, you just aren’t very likely to see it.
Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts”
Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts”
Geoff’s was going through a hard a time, but as all his friend know, he always walks through hummingbird queef.
by Dirk217 October 24, 2018
Hummingbird moments are when you enjoy a brief moment of pleasure after suffering a lot. Then you will suffer a lot before having your next hummingbird moment.
Guy 1: Aw man <insert girl name> just broke up with me
Guy 2: Your next hummingbird moment is when you fuck <insert other girl's name>
Guy 2: Your next hummingbird moment is when you fuck <insert other girl's name>
by TheHummingbird October 23, 2020