Humbugs

The ladybugs, stinkbugs, or the like that nest in stored Christmas decorations and come alive at the unpacking.

I rarely rant on FB. But, I have stink bugs in my Christmas tree, and a tick on my ass. Bah humbugs!

by SuperDad51 December 6, 2013

humbug

A humbug is a very rare insect that crawls up your butt when you sleep, and starts humming songs

Jake: you hear that noise?
Jim: yeah its just my humbug, no wirries bro

by partytime765 December 6, 2011

Humbug

What you get if you cross a Hummer with a VW.

What's that he's driving?

Bah! A Humbug!

by Downstrike November 3, 2006

Humbug

In addition to it's origins.

To happen upon-

To accomplish or benefit from a situation with little or no effort -

To have something of good or bad fortune happen out of the blue- or without expectation-

Void of expectation

On the humbug, I went into McDonald to get some napkins, because my kid fell and scraped her knee. Where I ran into my old girl friend, I had not seen or talk to in more than ten years. She happened to be a doctor now, and helped me clean and inspect her knee.

On the humbug, I got a raise at work today!

My girl gave me some good loving today on the humbug.

My friend stopped by my house today on the humbug.

by AEIWG CO February 8, 2014

humbug

an annoying person who loves to lick his toes

Man Charles sure is a humbug!

by emeraldstar March 22, 2009

humbug

A word which is used by Mr. Justin where he will allow people to go to his house. Especially Jaye because he is very handsome.

Gabby : So Justin can I go to your house?
Justin : humbug

by ABCDjayeispogiEFGH August 24, 2011

Humbug

A sweet that all old people eat.

Darn! I've run out of Werther's Original. I'd better open a pack of humbugs.

by the sexy monkey May 5, 2005