Why Mister Tom Cruise, the evil aliens are attacking your brain. Give me the Porsche 928 from Risky Business and I'll see what I can do.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
The greatest con man on the face of the earth. Founder of scientology, a religion based on donating money to gain eternal happiness. As much bullcrap as this really is, millions of people all over the world already belong to this scam, makin Mr. Hubbard a very rich man. It is completly pointless to hate L. Ron Hubbard for scamming so much people; instead, hate all those dumbass Americans (such as John Travolta, Tom Cruise, etc) for falling victims to the most idiotic yet successful scam ever. Fuck it, they deserve to get conned for being such idiots and actually believing that an alien name Xenu ruled the galaxy over 65 million years ago.
L. Ron Hubbard is the greatest con man in the world thanks to all of his idiot followers. My role model, ladies and gentlemen.
by Sneaky Mexican November 30, 2005
a satanic religious pimp who was quoted as saying''If you ever want to make a whole lot of money, start your own religion'', straight up.
You are the enlightened beings,Im so proud you all have ''cleared'' all these obstacles. After all this world is all about the spiritually elite, said L.Ron Hubbard, the satanic pimp.
by Micah68 July 12, 2005
Conartist that wants ppl to believe that they're infested by evil alien souls, and that should pat big money to have them kept at bay... luckily, only desperate/gullible losers and retarded celebrities believe him.
Deserves to have his dick cut off by papercuts.
Deserves to have his dick cut off by papercuts.
"oops i failed my math test... hmm what would L. Ron Hubbard say?"
*points at sky*
"DAMN YOU XENU!!! DAAAMMMNNNNN YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!"
*points at sky*
"DAMN YOU XENU!!! DAAAMMMNNNNN YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!"
by hahahahahahahahaha August 12, 2005
The man who proved that no matter what non-sense you add to a religion, people are going to believe it.
A science fiction author who invented a religion involving books containing much of the same nonsense as his earlier science fiction novels, except that people believe it.
An author who has written many books - none of which should be taken seriously, but which people accept religiously.
A science fiction author who invented a religion involving books containing much of the same nonsense as his earlier science fiction novels, except that people believe it.
An author who has written many books - none of which should be taken seriously, but which people accept religiously.
by Mr Texas I August 1, 2010
by PIMPZ August 12, 2005
Lafayette Ronald Hubbard is the founder of Scientology, and perhaps the greatest genius to have ever lived. Not only has he tricked millions of people into believing his bogus science, but he actually has them /paying/ to raise their rank within the church, and learn more of its secrets.
Hubbard is, perhaps, the greatest con-artist in the history of mankind
Hubbard is, perhaps, the greatest con-artist in the history of mankind
Tom Cruise is a fucking dumbass.
Scientology is the greatest scam ever.
L. Ron Hubbard, you are a genius
Scientology is the greatest scam ever.
L. Ron Hubbard, you are a genius
by Fernando martinez September 8, 2006