1- If your a gay or a lesbian, then get a guy or girl and have sex with them.
2- If your striaght, then get a guy or a girl and have sex with them.
3- If your bisexual, then give your guy or girl, if you have one, one hell of a time. Hell, even give them a three some. If your single then first get a guy or a girl, or both, and hook-up. I'm not implying that you can't get a love. I just mean that you should find someone before you have sex with them. Only if you really trust them.
Remember, don't go out with pigs! If you know what I mean.
2- If your striaght, then get a guy or a girl and have sex with them.
3- If your bisexual, then give your guy or girl, if you have one, one hell of a time. Hell, even give them a three some. If your single then first get a guy or a girl, or both, and hook-up. I'm not implying that you can't get a love. I just mean that you should find someone before you have sex with them. Only if you really trust them.
Remember, don't go out with pigs! If you know what I mean.
HOW TO FUCK EXAMPLES:
(Note: The word fuck is used constantly.)
1a- "Dude, I totally had fun fucking Sam last night."
1b- "Oh My God! I loved it when Jenny and I fucked!"
2a- Dude 1: "Dude, your sister was a fun girl to fuck with!
Dude 2: "What! You Fucked my Sister?!"
2b- Girl 1: "Oh God! I loved it when he fucked me last night! I just hope my bro. doesn't find out!"
Girl 2: "He'll find out that you got fucked! I mean they're the best of friends! He'll kill him, for fucking you!
3a- Lover 1: "That was great!"
Lover 2: "I know. I just wish that we didn't have to stop fucking."
3b- Dude 1: "Last was awesome dude."
Dude 2: "What did you do?"
Dude 1: "I hooked up with a girl and..."
Dude 3: "You fucked?"
Dude 1: "Don't interrupt. I fucked a threesome."
Dude 2&3: "I hate you."
(Note: The word fuck is used constantly.)
1a- "Dude, I totally had fun fucking Sam last night."
1b- "Oh My God! I loved it when Jenny and I fucked!"
2a- Dude 1: "Dude, your sister was a fun girl to fuck with!
Dude 2: "What! You Fucked my Sister?!"
2b- Girl 1: "Oh God! I loved it when he fucked me last night! I just hope my bro. doesn't find out!"
Girl 2: "He'll find out that you got fucked! I mean they're the best of friends! He'll kill him, for fucking you!
3a- Lover 1: "That was great!"
Lover 2: "I know. I just wish that we didn't have to stop fucking."
3b- Dude 1: "Last was awesome dude."
Dude 2: "What did you do?"
Dude 1: "I hooked up with a girl and..."
Dude 3: "You fucked?"
Dude 1: "Don't interrupt. I fucked a threesome."
Dude 2&3: "I hate you."
by Death Rules! May 27, 2006
A question regarding the physical and mental wellbeing of the late tech tycoon and Microsoft founder Steve Jobs.
Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..."
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys
by SteveJobsDiedOfLigma April 17, 2021
i fucked my dog how to fuck your dog
by lick my dickballs May 15, 2018
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by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 10, 2020
by howthefuck June 5, 2022
How
1.
in what way or manner; by what means.
"how does it work?"
2.
used to ask about the condition or quality of something.
"how was your holiday?"
many
a large number of.
"many people agreed with her"
fucks
1.
have sex with (someone).
(of two people) have sex.
2.
damage or ruin (something).
treat (someone) badly or unfairly.
noun
plural noun: fucks
an act or instance of having sex.
a sexual partner of a specified ability.
i
used by a speaker to refer to himself or herself.
"accept me for what I am"
Give
freely transfer the possession of (something) to (someone).
"she gave him presents and clothes"
all together
How many fucks i give is equally to that of air
1.
in what way or manner; by what means.
"how does it work?"
2.
used to ask about the condition or quality of something.
"how was your holiday?"
many
a large number of.
"many people agreed with her"
fucks
1.
have sex with (someone).
(of two people) have sex.
2.
damage or ruin (something).
treat (someone) badly or unfairly.
noun
plural noun: fucks
an act or instance of having sex.
a sexual partner of a specified ability.
i
used by a speaker to refer to himself or herself.
"accept me for what I am"
Give
freely transfer the possession of (something) to (someone).
"she gave him presents and clothes"
all together
How many fucks i give is equally to that of air
by AssLicker8497 April 7, 2021
When a "dumb ass motha fucka" makes a remark generally disagrred upon by the whole group is told not only to shut the fuck up. But also is informed that the malarky that crossed his lips was gay and "how fucking embarrasing". Coined by the Mean family although many tr to steal rights fortheir own they can go suck a fatty. Thug Life Bitch.
Josh: Dezis tits are eqaul to that of a no slope.
AJ: She is IHOP
Jordan: Reminds me off Little House on The Prairie
Adam: yeah shes gay
Josh: ...... how fucking embarrasing stfu.
AJ: She is IHOP
Jordan: Reminds me off Little House on The Prairie
Adam: yeah shes gay
Josh: ...... how fucking embarrasing stfu.
by Jwall aka Josh Pit aka Moshua March 7, 2006