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As in "Hovis best of Both", meaning a mixed-race person with a black father and a white mother.
Yo, that guy is fuck ugly, I bet he ain't hovis.
by eeble April 22, 2011
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another word for bisexual... as in Hovis "best of both" (the bread)
my science teacher is deffinitly hovis
by Dan Ceiley January 07, 2006
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ur main friend in ur gang: homie, nigga, brother
just chillin wif ma hovis ya'll
by Aled Roberts April 03, 2004
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From Hovis' famous bread tagline 'the best of both - white with all the goodness of brown' it can either refer to a sexual partner of mixed race or commonly a girl whose vagina is so tight having sex with her feels as good as anal sex.
Isn't that the girl that went back with you the other night?

Indeed

What was she like?

She's Hovis
by TwoPies November 21, 2011
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a word that jiggaman thinks is off the heazy
young hovi in the house is so neccesary
by straightoutacompton January 27, 2004
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adj. Dead, deceased.

From Cockney rhyming slang: Brown bread=dead. Hovis is noted for producing wholemeal bread.
"If your parachute doesn't open at 10,000 feet-- you'll be hovis"
by Roger Mellie 84 January 17, 2008
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london ('townie') slang for an arsenal supporter.
Up the arsenal ? up the hovis!
by Anonymous March 28, 2003
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