18 definitions by Oliver

developer

loser office worker who spends his time writing code for da man. Also know as code monkey

We have a team of 60 developers

by Oliver July 28, 2004

Hovis

Hovis is a word meaning "unwholesome" or basically not good for the soul.

Guy 1: Hey did you watch that program on cannibalism last night?
Guy 2: Yeah! Hey I like eating human flesh, I think!
Guy 1: Dude! That ain't Hovis!!!
Guy 1 walks off...

by Oliver November 6, 2004

Straddle-whipped

Similar to the common term "Pussy-whipped" except this person in fact does not receive any pussy. This person is on a leash so short they sometimes turn to the same sex for pleasure. Made popular by one Ryan J. Abbott.

Ryan is so straddle-whipped he refuses to hook up with anyone.

by Oliver February 5, 2005

beerthlete

one superior in all forms of sport involving the consumption of beer (beer pong, card games, etc.)

Did you see that shot? I've never seen such a natural beerthlete.

I got a beerthletics scholarship to college today!

by Oliver June 26, 2004

Heartbroken

When it feels like your heart has been ripped out droped kicked then had a full rugby team jumping up and down on it.

What happened to me and i tell you it hurts like you have no idea.

by Oliver December 26, 2005

titiculous

awesomely awesome

That was the most titiculous stunt I've ever seen man!

by Oliver November 11, 2003

me reverte

Definitions:
'Contact me'
'Get back to me later'

Origins:
Comes from the spanish verb 'revertir' meaning 'to revert (to)', and literally means "revert to me".

Usage:
This can be used in informal speech among friends but also in business letters/conversation.

Examples:

(1) In a letter or note:
"If you need any more help, me revirte"

(2) In a telephone conversation:
Person A: "Hi, can you talk?"
Person B: "No, sorry I'm really busy."
Person A: "No problem. Me reverte?"
Person B: "OK, I'll call you later. Bye."

by Oliver February 16, 2005