House Beer

you get first priority over any beer you purchased and that while standing in line for the keg, you can skip all of the other assholes who waited 15 minutes for what is typically a warm, foamy natural light.

"i got house beer assholes, keep waiting"
"gawd, house beer taste so much better than the other beer"

House Beer by colormeurban November 10, 2007

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Horse beers

Lines of Ketamine

Question: Why is Paul so wavey?

Answer: He's had a fair few horse beers mate. He doesn't know what's going on.

Horse beers by manabouttownend March 16, 2020

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housebear

A nefarious, demanding little creature (preferably fuzzy but may not be so) that trudges around the house and knocks over all of your shit. Cats, dogs, maybe small children.

I'm being terrorized by a housebear!

housebear by seriouslywtf October 9, 2007

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horsebeer

When you hold out your hand as if feeding a horse, but you pour beer in it for your mate to drink. Typically by way of initiation.

Will: Do you want to join our gang?
Kevin: Sure
Will: Then you have to do a horsebeer

horsebeer by dekard26354 April 27, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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