When your fucking your girlfriend in the ass you pull out before you come and spit on her back then your friend jumps out of your closet and hits her in the head with a shovel. You then come in her eye and your friend starts to do her in the ass. At this point you hit her with the shovel until she becomes unconscious, not too hard because you don't want to kill her, and put the shovel in her hands like a gravekeeper.
Joe: You called Becky after we gave her that Houdini gravekeeper last night.
Sam: I think she forgot after we knocked her out but I'm too scared to call and find out.
Sam: I think she forgot after we knocked her out but I'm too scared to call and find out.
by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008