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Hot Rubin 

The act of taking a dump on a moldy tuna fish sandwich, putting it in a blender, adding the fecal matter of a 12 year old cat, and throwing up in it as you scrape it off onto a bright blue tarp. You than take the gooey substance and have you and a group of your 7 closest freinds do a circle jerk into it (you must have an 8 way climax). Cuff a long drawn out fart onto the disgusting mass, squeege a weeks worth of ball sweat and an M-80 into a rotten sock and smack an unsuspecting woman in the face, letting it explode on impact.
"Can you beleive it?! That guy just gave Stacy a Hot Rubin"
"What?! How is she?!"
"Well she has a massive shit burn on the side of her face!"
Hot Rubin by Barry Hallsweat August 8, 2009
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hot rubbing 

what you wish you were doing when in a hot tub full of sexy boys. Sexual acts performed in a hot tub.
Me and my friend are going hot rubbing with some guys tonight.
hot rubbing by Emissa July 24, 2009
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Hot ruben 

A Ruben sandwich that doesn't have cheese, but has hot sauce instead.
Dude, I forgot to get cheese. No worries. Just make a Hot Ruben.
Hot ruben by HotRuben March 16, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016