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When you are done using a garden hose and try to wrap it back around the hose holder mounted on the outside of your house but it never will because it kinks and wants to wrap in the opposite direction.
No! I did not get the garden hose off the yard. The thing won't wrap around the holder and after 30 damed minutes I have complete hosetration!
by rjmjr November 04, 2009

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