2 definitions by rjmjr

Dellbert

One who works at or has worked at Dell Computer.

You are such a Dellbert! Who cares how long you worked for Dell, they layed you off man.

by rjmjr November 6, 2009

Hosetration

When you are done using a garden hose and try to wrap it back around the hose holder mounted on the outside of your house but it never will because it kinks and wants to wrap in the opposite direction.

No! I did not get the garden hose off the yard. The thing won't wrap around the holder and after 30 damed minutes I have complete hosetration!

by rjmjr November 5, 2009