horta

A horta is a big, fat dick with a small head.

I sucked a guy off in the cadet showers this morning -- he a had a mouth-filling horta!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

gabby horta

dumbest Mexican you can ever FIND!!!!!!! 8========================================> also sucks this

Please save your children from this gabby Horta

by YOMAMMAISGAY February 1, 2018

horta

Being a Horta means that you go to the Gym everyday, but no day is legs day

Dave, have you seen how James has been acting like an Horta?

Yeah its the third week he skips legs day

by Superposeidon June 28, 2017

horta

A silicon-based slightly-flattened-saucy-meatball looking life form that eats rocks, lays large round eggs every 50,000 years, and leaves smooth tunnels wherever it goes. At least one can write simple English sentences thanks to a mind meld with an English speaking Vulcan this one time.

"I hate digging these tunnels, Ralph, wish we had a horta."

by ErrBan May 13, 2021

Arthur Horta

THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT THAT YOU WILL EVER FIND

I met Arthur horta in the club yesterday

by Luascaveira August 20, 2020