Horsepistol 

(noun) a redneck term referring to a long term medical facility, modern day hospital, a place where injured people seek care

"Great papaw Ulyss is in the horsepistol again with a broken hip after gettin into another fist fight with Aunt Mavis."

Horsepistol by Mistin March 4, 2009

horsepital 

A hospital for horses.

That horse looks pretty ill. We have to take it to the horsepital.

horsepital by DarknessChild December 17, 2012

Horsepitality 

When a cowboy invites people to enjoy his ranch.

Partner, you sure showed your horsepitality to us.

Horsepitality by Magnumb,Private Eye February 12, 2022

Horsepital 

A place for sick horses to get operated on.

The horsepital has an emergency room.

Horsepital by Magnumb,Private Eye February 12, 2022