Horowitz 

One who regualrly attends the gym and the tanning bed. Who has intercourse in bathrooms, and frolics in fountains. He is one who parties hard 6 days a week and pulls lots of women.

"Did, you see that guy he is so Horowitz! Lets get his number"

Horowitz by AWCG October 24, 2008

Horowitz 

Noun - A legendary fail or f@#k up.

Noun - A person who is constantly accident prone, stubbing their toe or getting random burns or cuts.

"That kid Blaine is such a horowitz for leaving her."

Horowitz by Skygrinder October 21, 2009

Horowitz's Disease 

A pathological inability to acquire Wheat Thins.

I got diagnosed with Horowitz's Disease and now I don't have anything to put my vegan cheese on.

Horowitz's Disease by Laz321 July 22, 2018

Horowitz Crazy

To be paranoid of opposing political philosophy that you go on Witch Hunts to eliminate people from the High Education based purely Guilt by Association basis
To be Horowitz crazy you need to have Authoritarian Stalinist streak with a obsession of being Politically Correct. As well as being able to act persecuted when you don't get your way.

That student in Pol 101 must be Horowitz Crazy to being callously accusing the Professor of political bias when he told him he was off topic.

Horowitz Crazy by Bob_the_Patriot April 28, 2008

Andrew Horowitz 

A member of the band Tally Hall with a green tie who plays the piano. Outside of Tally Hall, he made a few albums - including Sketches 3D amongst others - by the name of Edu.

In short, he's the physical version of the :] face and has a voice that is best described as fluffy strawberry-flavoured marshmallows.

Person A ] ''I really like the sound of Tally Hall - its unique.''
Person B ] ''That's the band with Andrew Horowitz in it, right?''

Andrew Horowitz by neutronical August 21, 2021

Andrew Horowitz 

Tea brewed in a cup of coffee.

Person 1: I'm about to try the Andrew Horowitz.
Person 2: How is it?
Person 1: Yeah... yeah it seems good, let me add some milk... on second thought... it's not great.

Andrew Horowitz by Padlowan February 1, 2023

the Horowitz

to intentionally try to slip your penis into a girl's anus while having sex, without telling her first

Tom was banging her from behind, and tried to slip her the Horowitz, but she freaked out and slapped him

the Horowitz by Doggy Fizzle July 30, 2003