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Hornover 

The frustrating condition that occurs when you wake up alone in your bed on a sunday morning, realizing you spent all your hard-earned money at the local dive last night on cheap booze and cunning cockteases, yet after all your efforts you're left but nothing but an empty wallet, a raging headache, a half-limp dick and noone to fuck.
Dude, I was so hornover last weekend after waking up alone YET AGAIN, I just spent the entire day in bed with Aspirin and a box of Kleenex.
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hornover 

A severe headache or other after effects of Friday night Lambert football games.

Symptoms may include: athletes foot, gonorrhea, hemorrhoids, amnesia
“Dude James how bad is your hornover from last night?? I’m already peeing blood 🤘🤘”
hornover by mistressofcoachbass October 20, 2022
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Hornover 

When you smoke or drink and get super horny but don’t take care of it and wake up super horny
“Hey bro wanna hang out?”

One sec bro I gotta rub one out I’m having a hornover”
Hornover by Bigcountry59 November 9, 2019
Hornover
/verb//hawrn-oh-ver/

The type of hangover one gets from hypersexual behaviour; like excessive mastrubating, E-Rp, and/or edging.

Symptoms are similar to a hangover; Headaches or Migranes, Lightheadedness, Nausea, etc.
/After hypersexual activites/
Uuhg, I think I have a hornover or something.
A hungover session of HoN, preferably accompanied by first blood and much asskicking.
I've had a honover most days this week
honover by lolmadon September 15, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008