Horizontal F 

During a threesome, usually with 2 girls & 1 guy, the girl with the biggest breasts lies down (Girl A), the guy proceeds to tittyfuck her, while Girl B lowers herself onto to Girl A's mouth to be pleasured by her orally.
This can also be transformed into a Horizontal P if the two ontop decide to connect.

Literally a Horizontal F
Dick to Tit & Teeth to Clit

Horizontal F by spct March 8, 2010

horizontal folkdancing 

Australian slang for sexual intercourse

We've got a top night planned first we'll watch the footy and get pissed and at half time we'll engage in some horizontal folkdancing.

horizontal folkdancing by Coitdog October 11, 2005

horizontal folk dancing 

A slang term for having sex.

Person 1: "What did you get up to last night?"
Person 2: "I did a bit of horizontal folk dancing with Judy"

horizontal folk dancing by Orbter January 27, 2005

horizontal fandango 

Sex

"Yeah, we did the horizontal fandango last night." - Zach Braff on fucking Sarah Chalke

horizontal fandango by FANGORIAN VAGBEAST May 22, 2009

Horizontal fruit basket

When a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. In her vagina. Then he fucks her til it's all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.

My bf keeps asking why my pussy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.

Horizontal fruit basket by Nuketown bro June 7, 2016

horizontal fruit-basket 

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

horizontal fruit-basket by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016

Horizontal fun 

Sex

I had horizontal fun with the girl I met at the bar last night

Horizontal fun by Sam Dias May 6, 2021