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horndorable

The state of being whereby a person is adorable as a result of their being sexually aroused.
Appropriate Use:

Boyfriend: I can't help it! Just seeing your nipples makes me want to touch them.
Girlfriend: Aww, you're so horndorable.

Inappropriate Use:
Man: If I were 40 years younger, cutie, I'd show you a good time.
Girl: Aww grandpa, you're so horndorable.

Jimmy: Sorry Ms. Frizzle, I couldn't finish the essay last night because I was procrasterbating.
Ms. Frizzle: Jimmy, as horndorable as that may be, I will not be able to give you an extension this time. You can earn back that credit in detention.
horndorable by Horndorably Yours December 4, 2010
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Horrdorible 

When something is simultaneously horrible and adorable.
While pointing out the country's national butterfly a baby kitten snatches it from the air. It's his first victim, how horrdorible.
Horrdorible by FyrySting July 5, 2017

horadorable

When something or someone is so horrible they are cute or adorable. Generally requires subject to be ignorant or unaware of the horribleness.
Janie's karaoke is horadorable (due to Janie not knowing how horrible it sounds but going full throttle on it). See also, Pug breed dogs.
horadorable by crackcoder December 22, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004