an elite prostitute which services the dirtiest of the pirate crew
this sounds like a job for a dirty pirate hooker
by bigfeet4life May 2, 2007
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A sexy sassy woman a man wishes he could have but will never get her. If you are the lucky one to grab her heart she will fulfill your every fantasy. On her terms. She is not to be confused with Sex Pirate hooker. Fantasy's of all kind are included here.

Fantasy Pirate Hooker loves to not only look good but plays with the big boys. Anything you can do, she can do better! Her sweet mothering nature is apparent but not to fool you from her sexy seductiveness!

Fantasy Pirate Hooker- Part of the elite Pirate Hooker Nation! est. 2010
Fantasy Pirate hooker is a lady in the street but a freak in the bed!
by Fantasy Pirate Hooker October 27, 2010
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A phrase that is used to greet friends and family.
"Dirty Pirate Hooker!, what are you doing? Wanna go get mega million tickets?"
"Ok, I gotta go you dirty pirate hooker."
by Parnell March 8, 2007
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a dirty, pirate-like hooker. Often times used to describe someone you either
a.) dont like
b.)just committed an act that you do not like

most oftenly used as a exclaimation
Suzy: Ethan your a dick!

Ethan: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker! go back to your home on whore island!
by Mill3rtim3 October 17, 2008
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Taurus is her sign, & she is STUBBORN! Swanky is exremely dedicated once you've shown her your intent.
Swanky gives & expects; fairness, respect, & honesty.
A music, & fashion lover! Pleased with originality & diversity, visually stimulated, & isn't quite the drinker people associate with Pirate Hookers.

Founder - Pirate Hooker Nation (secret sisterhood)
That Swanky Pirate Hooker,?, original she moves to her own beat.,
FromPirate Hooker Nation Swanky Pirate Hooker - founded secretly long ago....

The Swanky Pirate Hooker could ROCK that, she's got her own style!!
by (= Pirate Hooker October 26, 2010
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A shot that will be sure to knock you on your ass...if you want it to. Created by myself and a good friend on the campus of Purdue University, be sure to visit Harry's Chocolate Shop and ask for one, they'll know what your looking for!

Ingredients:

1/3 Malibu Rum
1/3 Pineapple Juice
1/3 Bacardi 151

If you want it extra smelly, go a little lighter on the pineapple juice and a little heavier on the 151!
Hey bartender! Can we get some smelly pirate hookers over here!?!?
by NateDawg583 July 9, 2010
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One who wears mesh tank tops, daisy dukes, or those shiney richard simmons shorts. Also anyone that does not agree with your point of view.
Bill is a smelly pirate hooker. I can't believe he wore his mesh tanktop again...
by Frank's 'n beans May 4, 2006
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