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The act of giving or receiving a blow the blowee sits on the warm hood of his running car.
"I actually talked my girlfriend into giving me a hood job last night, bro."

"Sweet bro, how did it go?"

"It was great until she passed out and then I had to open the garage door before I could finish."

"Not cool bro. Hood jobs are meant to be had out in the open."

"My bad, bro."
Hood Job by BearAKA March 4, 2013
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A blowjob from a hood rat for $10 or drugs of similar value.
Bob: Yo' John what did you do last night?
John: Oh I was bored and went down to Amsterdam Ave last night and got a hood job from some skeezer missing a few teeth.
hood job by Pat Aqua March 30, 2010
Performing an action without drawing attention to yourself.
I think I did a hood job acting sober in front of my mom... she didn’t question anything.
Hood job by Pompousjenkins May 27, 2020
A hoodjob is a handjob from your ghetto bro (nohomo)
1 bro i feel kinda horny

2 do you want a hoodjob ?

1 yeah why not :3
hoodjob by muratSucuk February 4, 2017

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026