You must steer clear of hoochies man! They are usually Black and from the ghetto (projects or section 8 communities). They wear crazy hairdoos, crazy clothes, jewelry and occasionally grills or gold fronts (those are the most dangerous). They take your money and get you in beef with other dudes! They live for drama (epitome of "drama queen") and lure you with their big apple bottom then tease you with their banged up coochie to get money, cars, jewelry and clothes from you. If you get one pregnant, you fucked up and you're fucked for a long time.

a female who appears to match a set of characteristics including: trashy, often inappropriately tight dress (with or without pudge overflowing waistband); eyebrows shaved and penciled back on in dramatic fashion; heavy, mostly monotonic makeup with dark lipstick; large, gaudy, costume-grade jewlery. Frequently accompanied by multiple children from different fathers (see baby-daddy).

A woman usually defined as being a promiscuous or other wise a slut. To be a true hoochie, a woman must be labled by a collection of other jealous females.

a woman who dresses in tight clothes and wears a large amount of makeup

a girl/woman who advertises herself in such ways: small, tight clothes, sometimes no clothes, has a lot of public sex, slutty, too flirtatious, or a prostitution. Most of the time, has a negative reputation.

A female who dresses up and/or acts in an improper manner in order to gain the attention of males. Also known as a "slut" or hoe in some circles. Hoochies are often needy, annoying, loud, abnoxious and think their shit dont stink. They live of recieving attention. AKA Attention Whore

SLutty chick who bums drinks off men at the bar and lives with her estranged babys daddy rent free in a shitty town. Easy to identify because they call other chicks Hoochies when theyare in fact the queen hoochie.

A deceivingly titillating woman with a festering pussy, usually African American but occasionally White. They can dress well but often times they take fashion to several levels beyond ridiculous and spend 85% of their measly income (or government checks) on clothes and personal accessories. The Hoochie population is concentrated in the Dirty South.

They are gold digging robots with several high priority life objectives which are; to get fucked by Negroes with the biggest dick and highest social status (they prefer dope boys with lots of money to spend on them). Small dicked dudes are exceptional as long as they are caked up. They drive economy cars, entry level luxury sedans, or affordable (Kia, Hyundai, Toyota) mid sized sedans painted in loud colors with at least 20" chrome (sometimes rented) wheels on them. More and more hoochies are being seen driving cars on the LX platform like Chrysler 300's, Chargers and Magnums.

Very nice clothes, shoes and personal accessories are the second most extremely important things in their lives, if they can't have this, they feel that there is absolutely no purpose in life and become depressed.

They treat their children (minimum - two) like neglected pets and tickets to free money from the government in the form of welfare checks and child support.

Personal hygiene is of low priority...