hey can you help me with my homework
you used to let me cry on your shoulder
no bitch I don’t mean the song, I JUST WANT HELP WITH THE HOMEWORK!!! :(
you used to let me cry on your shoulder
no bitch I don’t mean the song, I JUST WANT HELP WITH THE HOMEWORK!!! :(
by KDC0723 September 14, 2023
The worst idea in history ever. You go to school wasting half of your day learning nothing and when you can finally go home you're fucking tired and have to do lots of homework leaving you no time to do anything you actually learn something from, often making you go to sleep too late getting even more complaints. Homework makes you suicidal.
by QwertyYuk September 12, 2010
Stupid shit that these dumb ass cunts (known as teachers) give to poor students because they want to catch up with there life because they know kids will have a better life than them if they get free time. And homework is used for the teachers to punish and distract kids so they could get better at their love life
Kids:yay! We’re finished our 10 page essay!
Teachers: now for the homework, 20 page essay and due tomorrow
Kids: wtf?!?!?!
Teachers: now for the homework, 20 page essay and due tomorrow
Kids: wtf?!?!?!
by you only live once so fuck it April 28, 2019
N: a tourture devise created by teachers in order to make stdents lifes misrable, also so that they can't figuare out their plan for world domination
by shobop November 20, 2003
Easily the worst thing ever created. Designed by the school system to make sure kids have school on their minds 24/7. It's end results are depression, people kicking?punching things, crying, and lack of sleep.
Homework is good for 1 thing. An excuse to go to your friends house. School wouldn't be so terrible if we didn't have homewrk.
by kid1768 May 16, 2010
The satanic torture device originally designed during the 1200's as a method of breaking down a person's mind and removing all sleep from their life to induce stress and insanity, now a perfectly acceptable tool to help 'enforce' material that students have already learned 15 times over again or to do the job of a teacher that was too lazy to do during the 7 hours given, or given over breaks because 180 days isn't enough to teach material. It is what you should be doing right now, only you were to pissed by your overload of zombifying material so you came to read definitions on Urban Dictionary that potentially share your pain. Homework also has the accolade of being ranked #2 in the worldwide list of ridiculously inhumane punishments seemingly accepted by modern society right after impalement by electrified molten spiders.
I forgot to teach my students thermonuclear astrophysics during class, let's make them learn it tonight for homework and have a quiz tomorrow.
by Blocksystem November 30, 2013
(ᴬ ᴺᴼᵁᴺ ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᴴᴱᴸᴸ) Homework spelt backwards is the latin word for ‘child abuse’ and is used to torture children and encourage depression. There are different stages of doing homework:
Nerd Homeworker
a person who does their homework as soon as it has been handed to them
Bully homeworker
gets the nerd homeworkers to do their homework
Latenight homeworker
does the homework the night before it’s due
Lazy homeworker
doesn’t do the work
Sweat homeworker
sweats their work so hard and gets everything wrong
Dumb homeworker
simply forgets
Smart homeworker
searches the answers in google
Dumber homeworker
searches the answers on bing 👀
Drop-out homeworker
drops out of school before the work is due and comes back the next week/month
The risky homeworker
does the work just before the lesson
Riskier homeworker
does the homework in the lesson
Wasteman homeworker
does the homework in detention
Shit motivated homeworker
does the homework while shitting and saying it gives them ‘motivation’
Most ppl in my classes homeworker
puts minimal effort into their work and somehow still gets everything right
Depressed homeworker
gets piled with homework to the point where they are in the state of depression
Distracted homeworker
gets distracted by social media and doesn’t finish the homework
Normal human being homeworker
doesn’t exist
Forced homeworker
forced to do homework by their mums or else she’ll take away the life she gave you
Nerd Homeworker
a person who does their homework as soon as it has been handed to them
Bully homeworker
gets the nerd homeworkers to do their homework
Latenight homeworker
does the homework the night before it’s due
Lazy homeworker
doesn’t do the work
Sweat homeworker
sweats their work so hard and gets everything wrong
Dumb homeworker
simply forgets
Smart homeworker
searches the answers in google
Dumber homeworker
searches the answers on bing 👀
Drop-out homeworker
drops out of school before the work is due and comes back the next week/month
The risky homeworker
does the work just before the lesson
Riskier homeworker
does the homework in the lesson
Wasteman homeworker
does the homework in detention
Shit motivated homeworker
does the homework while shitting and saying it gives them ‘motivation’
Most ppl in my classes homeworker
puts minimal effort into their work and somehow still gets everything right
Depressed homeworker
gets piled with homework to the point where they are in the state of depression
Distracted homeworker
gets distracted by social media and doesn’t finish the homework
Normal human being homeworker
doesn’t exist
Forced homeworker
forced to do homework by their mums or else she’ll take away the life she gave you
by Late night homeworker January 9, 2022