homelurk

While attempting to do homework on the computer, you get disctracted by facebook and end up lurking the randomest people for hours on end. Meanwhile, your word document sits untouched until you clue in and realize you're on a friend-of-a-friend's boyfriend's mom's profile.. you just homelurked.

Hudson: "Did you get any of that essay done last night?"
Vicky: "Na man all I did was homelurk"

homelurk by heidinixon April 15, 2011

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Homelurk

A period of time in which one should be doing homework; however, he or she is distracted by lurking people on Facebook.

Anthony went to bed at 2 in the morning because he got caught up with a lot of homelurk.

Homelurk by hunglow19 May 4, 2011

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homelurk • Homemurk • Home turkey

Homemurk

Murkin done at home.

Dude the best thing about murkin on xbox is that the whole thing can be homemurk.

Dude never go over to Ken's house he'll homemurk your ass...

Homemurk by Team Get Fuckin Murked April 12, 2010

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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