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Home Cook 

Someone who cooks often but only in their home. They tend to not be as efficient or "perfect" as the more professional types of people, which causes them to not be as tense about the way something is measured, cut, etc. These people are the most likely to "stray from the recipe" looking for a simpler way, or sometimes better taste.
Mary: Whenever I eat Frankie's food it always tastes so odd!

Derek: Yea, she adds a lot of strange things, I think shes a Home Cook.
Home Cook by KippyKando May 21, 2011
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go home cook rice 

Background: Cooking rice is a daily chore in households in Hawaii. This chore is often tasked to the children/teenagers of the family who usually got home from school before their parents and were instructed to cook the rice for dinner.

Hawaiian slang: This phrase has the equivalent effect of "go home!" or "go back to where you came from" in American speech. There are many equivalent uses: some used to express disdain, some used jokingly and some used to express relief from a hard day of work.
Ex. 1 - Mahina (at a football game): "Fuck the Huskies!! Go home cook rice!"

Ex. 2 - Leinani: "Don't even kno how fo' do simple division? Brah, you bettah just go home cook rice."

Ex. 3 - Kawika: "Ho braddah, dat one homework took so long. Finally pau. Time to go home cook rice."
go home cook rice by datonebradiz October 5, 2012

Home cooked rice 

a mustang with cheap ebay euro tail lights and a body kit. home cooked rice
Home cooked rice by Coolleyman October 14, 2009

Home Cooking 

N. Homer-like or homerism. In sports, favoring one team because of proximity or personal preference.
The ref spotted the ball short, that fucking cheater! What home cooking!
Home Cooking by Panthers Fan March 3, 2009

home cooking 

As a desperation move, the act of hooking up with a member of one's own group of friends because of inability to close with any new girl or guy.
Adam went for some of Caroline's home cooking after striking out at the bar last night.
home cooking by home cooker February 6, 2012

Lesbian Home-cooked Pasta 

When a lesbian makes friends with a straight girl, invites her over, and gets her wet. She is now bisexual, and she has become an example of why straight girls are like spaghetti.
Deja claims to be straight but I invited her over as a "friend" and made lesbian home-cooked pasta. She was straight until I got her wet

Home Cooking 

The act of spending 3 hours to turn $25 worth of ingredients into a $10 meal.
Tim: What did you have for lunch?
Joe: I made a homemade burger and it sucked! I spent all morning and the ingredients cost more than just buying one.
Tim: Yeah, home cooking sucks.
Home Cooking by Four Loko Frat Guy December 30, 2022