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Slang for the combination of blood, semen, and feces. Usually occurring after anal sex (straight or gay).
Don't sit on that futon, man. It's covered in Holy Trinity.
by Sapidpaean January 14, 2009
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A threesome between a man, a woman, and a shemale.
Girl-Michael assumed that Tobias and Lindsay just wanted a Holy Trinity.
by bejeezuss August 04, 2008
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The divine act of simultaneously penetrating all three orifices of a female companion, i.e. cock in vadge, finger up arse and tongue in mouth.
I gave Helen the holy trinity the other day.
by EddsBlog November 25, 2007
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Shit,shower,sleep.The best way to end a stressful day, and cleanse your body and mind.
friend:"Wanna hangout later? were all going out to the bar,its gonna be a wild night!"
me:"Nah man, I'm taking the road to the Holy Trinity tonight"
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When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date. Variation on the Royal Sampler, in that it specifically applies to godfearing women.
Dude, you know that lame church mixer my parents dragged me too? Turned out to be the best day ever; I got a holy trinity in the confessional. Amen!
by Asna February 13, 2009
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It basically states that God is three co-equal persons, The Father (The Creator), the Son (The Redeemer) and the Holy Spirit (The Sanctifier). Ultimately, the trinity is a mystery beyond human comprehension.
Why is the trinity a mystery beyond human comprehension when it is man-made?
by Tredmond June 24, 2005
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catholic high school in hicksville, long island where the girls are really easy, act like total hoe bags and take it upon themselves to alter the dress code (always have incredibly short skirts & their top buttons are never done) the guys sports teams suck. The students here aren't known for there knowledge but instead their excessive drinking and are always good for some weed.
holy trinity girls are so easy, i just had two make out with me at the same time!
by shugabunsz October 29, 2006
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